lumos5001:

channybatch:

So we’ve got a picture of House talking to the 12th Doctor while Sherlock is  in the back trying to sneak away

so basically a typical british day

lumos5001:

channybatch:

So we’ve got a picture of House talking to the 12th Doctor while Sherlock is  in the back trying to sneak away

so basically a typical british day

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…and I always will be.

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slinkywhat:

bead-bead:

science-geek:

phonestrumpet:

peaceheather:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

I NEED THIS BOOK TODAY NOW LIKE AIR AND CHOCOLATE. LIKE CHOCOLATE AIR.

246,000 notes and we still don’t have what book this is?!

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT BOOK THIS IS!!!

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"Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology," by Corey O’Brian and Sarah E Melville, published by Penguin Books USA.

Here’s the blurb:

Cronus liked to eat babies.

Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate.

Odin got construction discounts with bestiality.

Isis had bad taste in jewelry.

Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.

And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face.

All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words.

Skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider:

• Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.

• The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.

• The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies.

• The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.

And there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.

I want it.

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ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

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pmhl:

merryweatherblue:

I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

therealslimhussie

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The Video Game Foods We Wish Were Real…

doctorwhoproblems:

spacecampgirlfriend:

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See the complete list of video game foods we wish were real on Epicurious!

If you’re a Portal, Zelda, Skyrim, Fallout, or BioShock fan, along with some others, I think you might be interested in this…

cleverlittlefox:

So instrument-shaming is a thing now, I guess?

cleverlittlefox:

So instrument-shaming is a thing now, I guess?

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